We Want to Go To There: Our 30 Favorite Episodes of 30 Rock

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30Rock_ClausAndGreta30. Claus and Greta—”Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes… but we never… love… objects.”

29. A Goon’s Deed In A Weary World—“Because damn it, this is Bro Body Douche presents The Man Cave and I am Todd Dubakis!”

28. Subway Hero—”If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame down.”

27. T30Rock_FluShothe Head and the Hair—”I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese.”

26. Flu Shot—”If you want a shot, you’re gonna have to dance for it.”

25. St. Valentine’s Day—“How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!”


24. The C-Word—”And you will never alter drapes in Atlanta again, because you do not cross a Sugarbaker woman!”

23. Leap Day—”It’s Leap Day; real life is for March!”

22. Don Geiss, America, and Hope—” I’ll never forget the first thing he ever said to me. ”These are all hookers. Pick one.”

30Rock_Generallisimo21. Generalissimo—”Moreda has gone Broken Arrow!”

20. Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaurland—”Sexual time travel. Just like my Cinemax softcore Emanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land.”

19. Greenzo—”Quiet…a whale is in trouble.  I have to go!”

30Rock_StValentine'sDay18. The Do-Over—“We’re not the best people…but we aren’t the worst!  Graduate students are the worst.”

17.  The Head and the Hair—”You are a hair, Liz Lemon. It’s in our blood. Accept it. Embrace it.”

16. The Funcooker—”All I wanted was Diet Slice and some Pita Chips!”



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  • ddd

    No “Black Tie”?? Blerg! jk, whatever floats your boat

  • faulknerster

    “Cooter” and “Larry King” are probably two of my least favorite episodes.